Dana and Alison host a weekly podcast where they seek and give free therapy by telling you their problems, asking you to tell them your problems, and then praying to God any of it works out.
We're basically the opposite of Oprah.
Dana and Alison are not qualified and the Absolute Worst.
Dana's underwear constantly falls off of her body and Alison's vagina has atrophied...literally.
In the Absolute Worst Podcast we discuss anything you write to us about, Alison's general sluttiness, and the chaos that chases Dana around like the
Did I mention that we're both wives and mothers??? Everything's wrong.
We hope you'll be able to feel better about yourselves after hearing how our lives are in shambles.
If you have a friend who's depressed, send them our podcast. The worse our lives get, the more you'll regain the willingness to live.
And maybe together we can all find the next Oprah somewhere out there...